I am convinced that all chain mail is written by 4 year olds.

So I was on myspace earlier, and my friend Marcus posted a bulletin entitled "why sex hurts for girls". Naturally I saw this and just had to look. after reading the whole bulletin. (as shown below) I just couldn't help but laugh. Not even because of the shear stupidity of the whole idea, but of the horrible use of propper english.



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Okay, so on the news yesterday there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between the girl and her boyfriend. this is how is went

Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over tomorrow to meet my mom, because she reaally wants to meet u.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how much this meens to you. When should I come over?

Amber: Maybe six...Hey ronny, what's that tapping sound?

Ronny: What? I don't here nething. It's prolly just in ur head, sweetheart.

Amber: Quit joking aroound, ronny, stop making that noise. It's getting louder.

Ronny: I don't joke, you know that. I love you too much 2 joke.

Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears I cant beleive
you dont here that! What? there's someone at the door, be right back.

Ronny: Hey, honney.

Ronny was at the door, holding a cell phone and a hatchet. He slaugtered Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too.

If u don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and kill you until ur dead. the last thing you will see are her wrotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost this with the title why sex hurts for girls

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Ahem, if i can draw your attention to the last paragraph, in which I have highlighted a few parts... take a look


If u don't repost this bulletin in two hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and kill you until ur dead. the last thing you will see are her wrotting eyes and the phone...still in her hand and repost this with the title why sex hurts for girls

Also, Look at the first statement

Okay, so on the news yesterday there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between the girl and her boyfriend.

And now at the end.

He slaugtered Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too.

Okay... so the dead broad not only recorded this conversation with her boyfriend (we know guys, girls record our conversations all the time right? ¬_¬) But she also managed to drag her dead ass to the news station to give them the tape too right?

Yeah, because that makes sense... Idiots.


Oh yeah, I'm shaking in my boots here, if I don't repost this I will die! Personally, I think the only thing that was murdered because of this bulletin was the english language.

Whats in a Name???

I'm sure everyone is curious about the origins of the name deathsythe212.
Common questions I get are, You know you spelt it wrong right? is that a palendrome? gundamwing fan?


Well, Lets start out with the name itself.

Yes, Deathscythe was a gundam, in the popular tv series Gundam Wing. Deathscythe (pictured below) was piloted by the only American in the whole show, Duo Maxwell (also pictured below). The Pilot and the Gundam itself had the nickname "God of Death" as he wielded the Beam Scythe as his primary weapon, an allusion to the grim reaper. Personally, that gundam, and DeathscytheHell (an upgraded version, also pictured below) was my favorite one, and the name just stuck with me.

Deathscythe

Duo Maxwell

DeathscytheHell

Why the spelling error?

Well, when I first started posting on one of my favorite VideoGame forums, Neoseeker, The name Deathscythe had already been taken. I simply took out the "c" and kept that as my name. (Needless to say the original Deathscythe was a little annoyed, but he got over it). Since then I never really felt a need to change my username for anything, DeviantArt, MySpace, or even my Blog.


Two-Hundred Twelve?

The simplest part actually, my birthday. Feburary 12th. Written with numerals it is 2.12, Its symmetrical, and I like it.


There you have it, The origins of my username.

1st Post

Well, here is my fist post in this blog...

Some useful links and stuff...

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Enjoy.